Frank Rossitano's Trucker hat slogans

This is a list of all of Frank's trucker hats.

Season 1[]

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3
1	Ninja Expert
2	Done Deal
3	Extra Sausage	Joystick Master	Double Cheese
4	Ninja Expert	Bigfoot Expert	Arcade Champ
5	Hand Held
6	Ninja Expert	Joystick Master
7	Bigfoot Expert
8	Over Easy	E.S.P. Tutor	Kung Fu Beech
9	Rods
10	Karate Sluts	Beef N Bean
11	Smells
12	High Score
13	Extra Cheese
14	1,000,000 Points	UFO Cop
15	Squeeze It
16	Coool as Ice	Time Travel Agent
17	Doppel Gangger	Liz Rocks
18	Mash Potatos	Beef Ravioli	Atomic Super Kick
19	Mystery Solver	Bahama Trapezoid
20	Alabama Legsweep
21	Force Field	Alien Knight Force

¹Toofer dresses as Frank with the trucker hat "Mom Expert".

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3
1	Former Cyclops	Horny	Horny (bowler hat) ¹
2	Alien Abductee
3	(green hat)²
4	Role Model
5	(no Frank)
6	Foley Artist	Bronx Golf Club
7	Night Chicks
8	(no writers)
9	Pinball Mechanic	Phase 3	Feelin' It
10	(no writers)
11	Jumbled letters³
12	Emotional Friend
13	incompl te	Two Fare Zone
14	Reverse Pendulum
15	Drapes
16	VWD	Laser Disc
17	Game Changer	Snow Ninja	(blank red hat)
18	Constant Craving
19	Space Gravy	Flowers	Fedora⁴
20	Crop Octagon	Drapes (in orange) Carpet (in black)
21	Mute Button
22	(no Frank)

¹ Liz tells Frank to "change his hat", so he will change the slogan, he changes it to a bowler hat with the same slogan
² Frank buys a green hat from Liz's friend Claire.
³ The letters are glued all over the hat
⁴ As part of the "Pranksmen" Toofer, Lutz and Pete put on fedoras, Frank places his Fedora sloganed trucker hat over his Flowers hat

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3	Hat 4
1	Disco Fries	Long Pips
2	Spaceship Owner	Not Guilty
3	Wet to Activate	*Exactly	Seemiller Grip	The 1st Star Fighter
4	Because
5	Scanner
6	Sdrawkcab	Shark Cop	First Class
7	Teenage Grandpa
8	PG-25	I'm Cool
9	**Tone on Tone	I Tried
10	(not visible)	Soccer	Karate Hockey	In Training
11	Wide and Tight	Delete	Night Beast
12	Mason Storm	Mind the Gap	Pound for Pound	Busway
13	Dial-up Access	Intestinal Fortitude
14	(not visible)
15	Under the Bottom	All the Way
16	Sort of Loaded	Free Parking	Tow Away Zone
17	Monster Truck Wrestling	Last Shot First	Defcon 50
18	Feet	TBD
19	Space Karate
20	Good Pieces	Touch Down
21	Pocket Dialer
22	Single

- Pictured in Halloween e-vite
  - Written on an all-red cap in red letters; barely visible without close inspection

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3
1	Why.	Bottom Feeder
2	Long and Twisted
3	I Did It¹
4	(not visible)	Promotional Consideration²
5
6
7
8	Full Tank	Speed Glue	Cream Sauce
9
10
11	Dream Reader
12	Cheese Gravy	1 Card Monte	Man Scent
13	Straining Order	Wet Tacos
14	(no writers)
15	Regional Dishonor Society	Snake Biter
16	Code Breaker
17	Deli Meat	My First Hat³	Dot Matrix
18	Food Coma	Tandem Alert
19	Plumber College	Busy Signal
20
21	Sitting Ovation	I Give Up⁴
22	Nap Partner	Casual Flosser
23	Van With Man

1 Frank wears this hat after saying he didn't know who had messed with Liz's office.
2 Phrase is finished on a t-shirt
3 Comes from a picture of Frank in 8th grade.
4 A smaller trucker hat that Frank is wearing under his "Sitting Ovation" hat.

Shown in flashback montage sequence
In a scene, Frank says in five years he hopes he "doesn't have to be doing this hat thing anymore"
Actually worn by Fred Armisen while impersonating Frank.

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3
1	Brain Masala
2	Free Zits	Punch Ball
3	Ammenesia	Freshly Bathed
4	Semi-Legal	Lice Owner
5	Voted Twice	1st Time Flosser
6	Letters
7	Going Stron Going Stron
8	Cheese Soup	Inapropriate
9
10	Hug Stain
11	Panic Dream ¹	Untitled
12	Taco Robot	Your Ad Here	Period