Frank Rossitano's Trucker hat slogans

This is a list of all of Frank's trucker hats.

You can see photos of every hat at allfrankshats.tumblr.com

Season 1

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3	Hat 4
1	Ninja Expert
2	Done Deal
3	Extra Sausage	Joystick Master	Double Cheese	Joystick Master
4	Ninja Expert	Bigfoot Expert	Arcade Champ
5	Frank's Trucker Hats - Hand Held Hand Held
6	Frank's Trucker Hat - Ninja Expert Ninja Expert	Frank's Trucker Hat - Joystick Master Joystick Master
7	Frank's Hats Wiki - Bigfoot Expert Bigfoot Expert
8	Frank's Trucker Hat - Over Easy Over Easy	Frank's Trucker Hat - ESP Tutor E.S.P. Tutor	Frank's Trucker Hat - Kung Fu Beech Kung Fu Beech
9	Frank's Trucker Hats - Rods Rods
10	Karate Sluts	Beef N Bean
11	Smells
12	High Score
13	Extra Cheese
14	1,000,000 Points	UFO Cop	1,000,000 Points	UFO Cop
15	Squeeze It
16	Coool As Ice	Time Travel Agent
17	Doppel Gang Ger	Liz Rocks
18	Mash Potatos	Beef Ravioli	Atomic Super Kick
19	Mystery Solver	Bahama Trapezoid
20	Alabama Legsweep
21	Force Field	Alien Knight Force

*Frank is wearing a blue and white trucker hat but it is not shown in close up.

Season 2

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3	Hat 4	Hat 5	Hat 6	Hat 7
1	Coin-Operated	Kill Screen
2	Ready
3	(Frank does not appear)
4	Field Hockey Coach	Balls
5	And	Lips	Half Centaur
6	Karate Prom
7	Ole	Right Boot	Got It	Handy Man	Beef	Burrito	Power Tool
8	Atlantis Lifeguard	Harvard	(Toofer) Mom Expert	Kayfabe
9	Shower Scene	Ho Ho Horny
10	(No writers appear in this episode)
11	Or
12	Exactly
13	Trap Do r	Rescue Team
14	Speling Expirt	Read	Sumo Dog
15	Slo-bot

In episode 8 Frank wears his pork pie Harvard hat and Toofer dresses as Frank with the Trucker hat "Mom Expert".

Season 3

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3	Hat 4
1	Former Cyclops	Horny	Horny (bowler hat) 1
2	Alien Abductee
3	(green hat)2
4	Role Model
5	(no Frank)
6	Foley Artist	Bronx Golf Club
7	Night Chicks
8	(no writers)
9	Pinball Mechanic	Phase 3	Feelin' It
10	(no writers)
11	Jumbled letters3
12	Emotional Friend
13	incompl te	Two Fare Zone
14	Reverse Pendulum
15	Drapes
16	VWD	Laser Disc
17	Game Changer	Snow Ninja	(blank red hat)
18	Constant Craving
19	Space Gravy	Flowers	Fedora4
20	Crop Octagon	Drapes (in orange) Carpet (in black)
21	Mute Button
22	(no Frank)

• 1 Liz tells Frank to "change his hat", so he will change the slogan, he changes it to a bowler hat with the same slogan
• 2 Frank buys a green hat from Liz's friend Clare
• 3 The letters are glued all over the hat
• 4 As part of the "Pranksmen" Toofer, Lutz and Pete put on fedoras, Frank places his Fedora sloganed trucker hat over his Flowers hat

Season 4

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3	Hat 4	Hat 5
1	Disco Fries	Long Pips
2	Spaceship Owner	Not Guilty
3	Wet to Activate	*Exactly	Wet to Activate	Seemiller Grip	The 1st Star Fighter
4	Because
5	Scanner
6	Sdrawkcab	Shark Cop	First Class
7	Teenage Grandpa
8	PG-25	I'm Cool
9	**Tone on Tone	I Tried
10	(not visible)	Soccer	Karate Hockey	In Training
11	Wide and Tight	Delete	Night Beast
12	Mason Storm	Mind the Gap	Pound for Pound	Busway
13	Dial-up Access	Intestinal Fortitude
14	(not visible)
15	Under the Bottom	All the Way
16	Sort of Loaded	Free Parking	Tow Away Zone
17	Monster Truck Wrestling	Last Shot First	Defcon 50
18	Feet	TBD
19	Space Karate
20	Good Pieces	Touch Down
21	Pocket Dialer
22	Single

• *Pictured in Halloween e-vite
• **Written on an all-red cap in red letters; barely visible without close inspection

Season 5

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3	Hat 4
1	Why.	Bottom Feeder
2	Long and Twisted
3	I Did It1
4	(not visible)	Promotional Consideration2
5
6
7
8	Full Tank	Speed Glue	Cream Sauce
9
10
11	Dream Reader
12	Cheese Gravy	1 Card Monte	Man Scent
13	Straining Order	Wet Tacos
14	(no writers)
15	Regional Dishonor Society	Snake Biter
16	Code Breaker
17	Deli Meat	My First Hat3	Dot Matrix
18	Food Coma	Tandem Alert
19	Plumber College	Busy Signal
20
21	Sitting Ovation	I Give Up4
22	Nap Partner	Casual Flosser
23	Van With Man

• 1 Frank wears this hat after saying he didn't know who had messed with Liz' office.
• 2 Phrase is finished on a t-shirt
• 3 Comes from a picture of Frank in 8th grade.
• 4 A smaller trucker hat that Frank is wearing under his "Sitting Ovation" hat.

Season 6

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3	Hat 4
1	Closet Amish	(Santa hat with no words)
2	Volunteer Pilot
3
4	Peaked	Vacant 1	Partial Foods
5	Flip Phone Owner	Jobber	Tornadic
6	Feet
7
8	Thick
9	Cryptid	Be Cool Liz	Suplex	Hookie Mentor
10
11	Dorm Food
12	Not a Hat
13	VHS Repairer	Macro Fiche
14	Emoticon Iliterate
15	Butler School 2 Frank's Trucker Hats - Butler School	Click Here Frank's Trucker Hats - Click Here	Maintenance Required Frank's Trucker Hats - Maintenance Required	Low Oil Frank's Trucker Hats - Low Oil
16
17	Bad Ranch Frank's Trucker Hats - Bad Ranch
18	Average Voltage Frank's Trucker Hats - Average Voltage	Frank 2.0 3
19	Hookie Mentor
20	Push for Cheese Frank's Trucker Hats - Push For Cheese	Cured Frank's Trucker Hats - Cured
21

1. Shown in flashback montage sequence
2. In a scene, Frank says in five years he hopes he "doesn't have to be doing this hat thing anymore"
3. Actually worn by Fred Armisen while impersonating Frank.

Season 7

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3
1	Brain Masala Frank's Trucker Hats - Brain Masala
2	Free Zits Frank's Trucker Hats - Free Zits	Punch Ball Frank's Trucker Hats - Punch Ball
3	Ammnesia Frank's Trucker Hats - Ammnesia	Freshly Bathed Frank's Trucker Hats - Freshly Bathed
4	Semi-Legal Frank's Trucker Hats - Semi Legal	Frank's Trucker Hats - Lice Owner Lice Owner
5	Voted Twice	Frank's Trucker Hats - 1st Time Flosser First Time Flosser
6	Letters Frank's Trucker Hats - Letters
7	Going Stron Frank's Trucker Hats - Going Stron
8	Cheese Soup Frank's Trucker Hats - Cheese Soup	Inapropriate Frank's Trucker Hats - Inapropriate
9
10	Hug Stain Frank's Trucker Hat - Hug Stain
11	Panic Dream 1 Frank's Trucker Hats - Panic Dream	Untitled
12	Taco Robot	Your Ad Here	Period Frank's Trucker Hats - Period

1. Worn by a skeleton with Frank's voice.