Frank Rossitano's Trucker hat slogans

This is a list of all of Frank's trucker hats.

Season 1

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3	Hat 4
1	Ninja Expert
2	Done Deal
3	Extra Sausage	Joystick Master	Double Cheese	Joystick Master
4		Bigfoot Expert	Arcade Champ
5	Hand Held
6	Ninja Expert	Joystick Master
7	Bigfoot Expert
8	Over Easy	E.S.P. Tutor	Kung Fu Beech
9	Rods
10	Karate Sluts	Beef N Bean
11	Smells
12	High Score
13	Extra Cheese
14	1,000,000 Points	UFO Cop	1,000,000 Points	UFO Cop
15	Squeeze It
16	Coool As Ice	Time Travel Agent
17	(not visible)*	Liz Rocks
18	Mash Potatos	Beef Ravioli	Atomic Super Kick
19	Mystery Solver	Bahama Trapezoid
20	Alabama Legsweep
21	Force Field	Alien Knight Force

*Frank is wearing a blue and white trucker hat but it is not shown in close up.

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3	Hat 4	Hat 5	Hat 6	Hat 7
1	Coin-Operated	Kill Screen
2	Ready
3	(Frank does not appear)
4	Field Hockey Coach	Balls
5	And	Lips	Half Centaur
6	Karate Prom
7	Ole	Right Boot	Got It	Handy Man	Beef	Burrito	Power Tool
8	Atlantis Lifeguard	Harvard	(Toofer) Mom Expert	Kayfabe	Komurshl
9	Shower Scene	Ho Ho Horny
10	(No writers appear in this episode)
11	Or
12	Exactly
13	Trap Do r	Rescue Team
14	Speling Expirt	Read	Sumo Dog
15	Slo-bot

In episode 8 Frank wears his pork pie Harvard hat and Toofer dresses as Frank with the Trucker hat "Mom Expert".

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3
1	Former Cyclops	Horny	Horny (bowler hat) ¹
2	Alien Abductee	Major Poop
3	(green hat)²
4	Role Model
5	(no Frank)
6	Foley Artist	Bronx Golf Club
7	Night Chicks
8	(no writers)
9	Pinball Mechanic	Phase 3	Fellin' It
10	(no writers)
11	Jumbled letters³
12	Emotional Friend
13	incompl te	Two Fare Zone
14	Reverse Pendulum
15	Drapes
16	VWD	Laser Disc
17	Game Changer	Snow Ranger	(blank red hat)
18	Constant Craving
19	Space Gravy	Flowers	Fedora⁴
20	Crop Octagon	Drapes (in orange) Carpet (in black)
21	(no Frank)
22	(no Frank)

1 Liz tells Frank to "change his hat", so he will change the slogan, he changes it to a bowler hat with the same slogan
2 Frank buys a green hat from Liz's friend Clare
3 The letters are glued all over the hat
4 As part of the "Pranksmen" Toofer, Lutz and Pete put on fedoras, Frank places his Fedora sloganed trucker hat over his Flowers hat

Episode	Hat 1	Hat 2	Hat 3	Hat 4
1	Disco Fries	Long Pips
2	Spaceship Owner	Not Guilty
3	Wet to Activate	Seemiller Grip	Wet to Activate
4	Because
5	Scanner
6	Sdrawkcab	Shark Cop	First Class
7	Teenage Grandpa
8	PG-25	I'm Cool
9	*One Tone	I Tried
10	(blank)	Soccer	Karate Hockey	In Training
11	Wide and Tight	Delete	Night Beast
12	Mason Storm	Mind the Gap	Pound for Pound	Busway
13	Dial-up Access	Intestinal Fortitude
14	(not visible)
15	Under the Bottom	All the Way
16	Sort of Loaded	Free Parking	Tow Away Zone
17	Monster Truck Wrestling	Last Shot First	Defcon 50
18	Fed	TDB
19	Space Karate
20	Good Pieces	Touch Down
21	Pocket Dialer
22	Single

Written on an all-red cap in red letters; barely visible without close inspection

1 Frank wears this hat after saying he didn't know who had messed with Liz' office.
2 Phrase is finished on a t-shirt
3 Frank is standing in a block of ice, the hat is seen from the side (still cream sauce hat)
4 Comes from a picture of Frank in 8th grade.
5 A smaller trucker hat that Frank is wearing under his "Sitting Ovation" hat.

Shown in flashback montage sequence
In a scene, Frank says in five years he hopes he "doesn't have to be doing this hat thing anymore"
Actually worn by Fred Armisen while impersonating Frank.